



Scissor Me Timbers Shirt
$18.49 – $46.49Price range: $18.49 through $46.49
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Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 | 20.08 |
| M | 27.95 | 22.05 |
| L | 29.13 | 24.02 |
| XL | 29.92 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 31.1 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 31.89 | 29.92 |
| 4XL | 33.07 | 31.89 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 |


Looking for a tee that turns heads and sparks conversations? The Scissor Me Timbers Shirt is your go-to for humor with a twist. Whether you’re a fan of edgy puns, pop culture nods, or just love a good laugh, this shirt delivers with style.
Scissor Me Timbers Shirt – Bold, Funny, and Unapologetically You
Inspired by the iconic phrase from South Park‘s season 11 episode “D-Yikes!”, where Janet Garrison exclaims “Scissor me timbers!” during a memorable scene, this shirt captures the show’s irreverent humor. It’s a must-have for fans who appreciate the series’ bold comedy.

Scissor Me Timbers Shirt
Design That Pops
Featuring vibrant graphics, including a rainbow motif and playful typography, the design is both eye-catching and expressive. Some variations even incorporate fun elements like a Subaru graphic, adding layers of humor and cultural references.
Quality You Can Feel
Material: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable fit.
Fit: Unisex sizing ensures a great fit for everyone.
Care: Machine washable and durable, it’s designed for everyday wear.
The Perfect Gift
Whether it’s for a friend who loves witty apparel, a South Park enthusiast, or someone who enjoys making a statement, the Scissor Me Timbers Shirt is a unique and thoughtful gift.
Get Yours Today
Don’t miss out on adding this standout piece to your wardrobe. Available in various sizes and colors to suit your style. Order now and let your shirt do the talking!
| Style | Unisex Classic Shirt, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Premium Shirt, Unisex Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Charcoal, Forest Green, Irish Green, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Yellow |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, L, M, S, XL |
| Print on the | Back, Both Side($5.95), Front |
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