Sorry princess i only date people who’ve had a spiritual awakening as the result of a profound darkness Shirt
$17.95
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.
| TO FIT CHEST SIZE | INCHES | CM |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18-28 | 46-71 |
| M | 20-29 | 51-74 |
| L | 22-30 | 56-76 |
| XL | 24-31 | 61-79 |
| XXL | 26-32 | 66-81 |
| XXXL | 28-33 | 71-84 |
| XXXXL | 30-34 | 76-86 |
Sorry Princess I Only Date People Who’ve Had a Spiritual Awakening as the Result of a Profound Darkness Shirt – Dark Humor & Depth T-Shirt
Show off your wit, depth, and unapologetic standards with this Sorry Princess I Only Date People Who’ve Had a Spiritual Awakening as the Result of a Profound Darkness Shirt. Perfect for fans of dark humor, existential jokes, and those who’ve turned their life’s chaos into cosmic wisdom. Order yours today and let your vibe repel the superficial!
Sorry Princess I Only Date People Who’ve Had a Spiritual Awakening as the Result of a Profound Darkness Shirt
This shirt is a hilarious yet philosophical nod to anyone who’s survived their own “dark night of the soul” and now has standards. The bold slogan throws playful shade at shallow dating norms, celebrating those who’ve emerged from life’s trenches with a dark sense of humor and a soulful edge. Whether you’ve journaled your trauma, meditated through a midlife crisis, or just enjoy poking fun at modern romance, this tee is your anthem.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Dark Humor Meets Depth: The design blends sarcasm and spirituality, perfect for those who laugh at life’s absurdity while quoting Rumi.
- Soft & Stylish: Made from premium cotton-blend fabric, it’s breathable, durable, and designed for all-day comfort. Available in sizes XS-3XL and colors from muted neutrals to moody blacks.
- Conversation Starter: Wear it to coffee shops, therapy sessions, first dates (if they “get it”), or late-night existential hangouts. Pair with jeans, layer under a flannel, or dress it up with a leather jacket.
Perfect Gift For:
- The friend who’s “too deep” for small talk.
- Your tarot-obsessed sibling or moon-cycle-aligned coworker.
- Anyone who’d rather discuss shadow work than celebrity gossip.
Don’t settle for basic. Embrace the chaos, own your story, and let this shirt do the talking. Order now and attract the spiritually unshakable (or at least give everyone a good laugh trying).
“Sorry Princess…” Shirt – Because dating without a trauma-informed perspective is just boring.
| Color |
Charcoal ,Cornsilk ,Dark ,Dark Heather ,Irish Green ,Light Blue ,Light Pink ,Military Green ,Navy ,Orange ,Red ,Royal ,Sport Grey ,White |
|---|---|
| Size |
S ,M ,L ,XL ,2XL ,3XL |
| Print on the |
Front ,Back |
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