Slept Like an HQ-9 Shirt
$18.49 – $46.49Price range: $18.49 through $46.49
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Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27.95 | 20.08 |
| M | 27.95 | 22.05 |
| L | 29.13 | 24.02 |
| XL | 29.92 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 31.1 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 31.89 | 29.92 |
| 4XL | 33.07 | 31.89 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 |


Slept Like an HQ-9 Shirt – Tactical Humor for Deep Sleepers
Embrace your inner defense system with the Slept Like an HQ-9 shirt—a witty nod to the HQ-9 surface-to-air missile system, renowned for its precision and reliability. Perfect for military enthusiasts, veterans, or anyone who appreciates a good night’s sleep with a side of humor.

Slept Like an HQ-9 Shirt
Product Features:
Material: Premium cotton blend for ultimate comfort and durability.
Design: Bold, eye-catching print that reads “Slept Like an HQ-9,” combining military precision with sleep humor.
Fit: Available in various sizes to ensure a perfect fit for all.
Colors: Choose from classic military green, navy blue, or jet black.
Why You’ll Love It:
Whether you’re a defense tech aficionado or someone who values their sleep, this shirt delivers a punch of humor and style. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a statement about sleeping soundly and being ready for whatever the day throws at you.
Perfect Gift For:
Military personnel and veterans
Defense industry professionals
Sleep enthusiasts with a sense of humor
Anyone who appreciates a clever graphic tee
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not iron design
Add the Slept Like an HQ-9 shirt to your wardrobe and showcase your appreciation for military precision and quality sleep.
| Style | Unisex Classic Shirt, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Premium Shirt, Unisex Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Charcoal, Forest Green, Irish Green, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Yellow |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, L, M, S, XL |
| Print on the | Back, Both Side($5.95), Front |
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